fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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