I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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