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Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..

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(781): Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22.. http://tfl.nu/txsi

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he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look

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(925): he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look http://tfl.nu/dco3

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windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam

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no, it is just poor

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(248): windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam (630): no, it is just poor http://tfl.nu/96gb

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(206): View more from Washington

Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.

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You're getting good at this, you know that?

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(206): Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number. (360): You're getting good at this, you know that? http://tfl.nu/w185

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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?

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(509): I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have? http://tfl.nu/03l6

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(512): View more from Texas

Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...

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(512): Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame... http://tfl.nu/p4qb

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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?

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(305): Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning? http://tfl.nu/gt8n

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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.

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(712): Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore. http://tfl.nu/hjm6

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(646): View more from New York

Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.

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(646): Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout. http://tfl.nu/vj0i

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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one

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(812): ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one http://tfl.nu/2d1e

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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.

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(215): Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes. http://tfl.nu/s26z

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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.

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(772): Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication. http://tfl.nu/cb9g

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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face

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(952): like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face http://tfl.nu/ozvq

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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom

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(610): Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom http://tfl.nu/xyyz

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Does the room smell any better?

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Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.

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(606): Does the room smell any better? (859): Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless. http://tfl.nu/3ric

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