Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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