im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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