This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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