hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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