how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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