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just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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