Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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