I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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