Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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