what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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