If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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