I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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