I CAN MOONWALK!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I want to be your penis for a week.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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