The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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