Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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