I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
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We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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