Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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Someone stole a lamp last night.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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