i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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