people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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