let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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