Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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