Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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