Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
this boner is exhausting
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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