There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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