I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Success! We fucked roommates!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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