it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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