Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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