One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I need to sanitize my soul.
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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