So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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