You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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