so that wasnt chicken after all
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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