Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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