Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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