yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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