honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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