Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize