i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We were destined to go to rehab together
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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