Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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