Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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