we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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