we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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