Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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