ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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