i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize