found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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