Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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