What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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